I feel incredible! Now that I know this secret, I can rule the Pokemon world... now let's have a look at my Hall of Fame as it is now, since I'll be changing it soon enOHGOD

i will be good mommy
please not the belt please
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we. all. fall. down.

hay guise wuts goin on in here

fuck you

Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

Must Agree With Anonymous Here

>>81
epic win

>>81

This is why I love lurking these boards.

>>81
but do i get to kick it and drink orange juice out of a champagne glass and think that it will be alright

fucking lol forever. Perfectly executed, a+, would read again.

Giovanni says,

>>114
hahaha
This is fantastic. You get cookies and several platinum stars.

>>114
Oh man I had totally blocked out that scene from my conscious memory.

>>116
This scene?

>>117
...yeah. That one.

>>118
Oh look, I seem to have it in a .gif format.

>>119
What episode is this from and wtf is happening?

>>119

>>167
Some Enchanted Sweetening (DP030). Basically, it's one of Meowth's insane explanations for why they should try to steal the Pokémon of the Week... in this case, it involves Giovanni running through the desert covered in honey, to attract wild Pokémon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpkN8hbN2nQ

You'll only see it in the Japanese version - the sequence was questionable enough that they removed it from the dub.