I thought Hax would be the best place to put this, but if I'm wrong, sue me or move it please.
We all know the various ways to cheat your Pokewalker. Tie it to your pet, put it on an appliance, spank your monkey...
But I have found a simple and easy way to get your walker to accumulate steps.

I have decided to stupid-proof this post, because sadly, there are many stupid people on the internet.

1) Have a Pokewalker. Got one? Okay, good.
2) Hold the Pokewalker so that your middle finger is at the top, your thumb is somewhat off-center of the bottom on either side. (Lefty's and Righty's both can do this! Hooray!)
3) Place your ring and index fingers on the top half of the walker just above the black line. Three fingers on the red part, one on the white.
4)Now simply, move your hand away from you and than towards you. (If you look like someone who finds there own hand moving interesting, than you are weird, but you got it.)

Simply do this at a comfortable pace while you do the normal things in life, and you can easily get a megawatt of power a day or more. (That's 1 million watts for the aforementioned idiots.)

Pic is Blue. He's so awesome, he had a Pokewalker years before it was invented! Look!

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