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The mother of all Cubones is a being with many heads. Each head has a separate reproductive system, and only gives birth once. Each child Cubone only sees its mother head and ignores all others. Each head dies shortly after the Cubone becomes able to live on its own. Each Cubone then takes the skull of its mother head and one of its bones to use as its weapon and armor. New heads are grown by the mother of Cubones to replace the ones that die, the process repeats. This is just some random bullshit I made up on the spot, but it and your Charmander theory are at least better than that retarded Kangaskhan one.
Also, another bullshit theory I came with a while back: substitutes are related to Cubones. Shiny Cubones are the same color as Substitutes.
The truth, however, is probably that it's a video game and we're reading too much into it, breeding fucked a lot of shit up, and before you say HURR THEY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS THEY MUST HAVE IT FIGURED OUT, it's a video game aimed at ten-year-olds, and ten-year-olds don't care about realism or not leaving things unanswered. Remember, they decided to try to fit a breeding system into a Game Boy game and that ended up with some bullshit where everthing comes from eggs. Plus it's Nintendo, for whom gameplay comes first, storyline, etc. come either second or never. See: the Legend of Zelda timeline.
Of course, it's also possible that they were going to make something realistic up, but then they decided it was funnier to watch fans like up pointlessly debate over this.
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