How the hell do i open the door

This game is so frustrating

I take that back. I shit on the toilet. Dunno how to get some of the awards though.

Ow ell, I feel accomplished enough shitting on the toilet and the floor.

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>Oh well, I feel accomplished enough shitting on the toilet and the floor.

There no way that could possibly be taken out of context, right?

Funny game,

***SPOILER***

here's how you win:
1. Pull on door
2. Remove pants
3. Go in bathroom
4. Shit
Congratulations, you just learn how to shit!